Top Ten: Signs Your Extra-Curricular Drinking May Be Out of Control

College is awesome… it’s friggin awesome.  You get to eat what you want, stay up until whenever you want, and get away with just about anything you can imagine.  So it’s natural that we all get carried away every once in a while.  Here are ten warning signs you should look for when wondering if [...]

Don’t Run With Scissors

My Mom always told me that. “Margaret! Are you running with scissors? How many times do I have to tell you NOT to run with scissors?!?” I never actually counted the amount of times, but I’m pretty sure it’s more than a few dozen. I was a reckless child. [...]

Destiny: Unemployment

Heather yelled at me during lunch the other day. Apparently her mother googled her and my blog came up in the search. I tried explaining that the only thing I wrote about her is the fact that she emails me approximately 370 times a day, and that if you click on the her [...]

Miss me?

Sorry I am not really posting today. Between work and Harry Potter, there’s not really much time. All I can say is, let’s pray that one of two things happens:
1.) Harry and Ginny finally realize this whole breakup was a HORRIBLE idea.
2.) Ron and Hermione actually kiss.
What? Sex sells.

Top Ten Reasons I Should Be A Barbie Doll

10.) I don’t know about you, but I think it would be one small step for Barbie, and one giant leap for girl kind to have such a popular doll walk around with a copy of bell hooks’ “Feminism Is For Everybody” at all times.
9.) One of two things will happen: either Barbie will start [...]